Because the Brits is long here’s a bullet points on what you ‘missed’ out on.
- Little Mix can’t dance nor sing.
- Emeli Sande wins best female but hasn’t done anything in 4/5 years? Better candidates out there.
- Breakthrough artists all look promising. Like legit!
- The 1975 “hack” was funny and made everyone talk about it. Kinda the point I suppose!
- Talks are wayyyy too long.
- I kinda think Coldplay shouldn’t have done the George Michael tribute.
- Do Coldplay turn down any gig?
- Little Mix won something… how? Why?
- Is anyone sober?
- Katy Perry mocking Trump and May? YES.
- Adele won global success. Well duh!
- Pointless awkward chats with drunk celebs.
- Why get Skepta to perform if you can’t even broadcast the audio? Get someone else or ask the artist to change songs/words.
- Some how Drake won something.
- Beyonce won something but no speech?
- Chris Martin jumps in the crowd and instantly regrets it.
- One Direction won on public vote… obvs as their fans love tweeting.
- Ed Sheeran and Stormzy bromance almost made up for the rest of the night.
- Robbie Williams “it’s almost time to go home” yay!